Dr. Frister Portal

Beta-ish โ€ข Tinker-Driven โ€ข Mildly Caffeinated

Where ideas brew packets dance AI meditates sports quantify logs philosophize servers nap
& accidental brilliance occasionally ships.

Welcome to a small constellation of self-hosted curiosities: mindfulness assisted by silicon, sporty telemetry that probably knows your pulse better than you do, and other side quests that escaped the TODO list. Expect experiments, pleasant gradients, and the occasional over-engineered bash script.

Mini Status Console

Real metrics were here, but they went outside for fresh air. Placeholder vibes instead:

  • โœ… Uptime aura: Serene
  • ๐Ÿง˜ AI meditation latency: Zen-fast
  • ๐Ÿƒ Sport app energy: High cadence
  • ๐Ÿงช Experiments queued: 3.14159
  • โ˜• Caffeine subsystem: Refilled
No trackers โ€ข No dark patterns โ€ข Just nerd joy

AI Meditation Portal

Merges quiet breathing with noisy transformers. It listens (politely), suggests calm, and never judges your posture... probably.

Open โ†’

Sport App Stack

Telemetry + insights + graphs that wiggle just enough. Powered by enthusiasm and maybe too many containers.

Launch โ†’

Frister Services

Backing services humming in the dark: storage goblins, reverse proxies, logs that philosophize at 2 AM.

Scroll Up โ†‘

Future Experiments

Edge ideas forming: biofeedback loops, semantic journaling, maybe a sentient cron job. Mostly harmless.*

*Statistically.