AI Meditation Portal
Merges quiet breathing with noisy transformers. It listens (politely), suggests calm, and never judges your posture... probably.
Open โWelcome to a small constellation of self-hosted curiosities: mindfulness assisted by silicon, sporty telemetry that probably knows your pulse better than you do, and other side quests that escaped the TODO list. Expect experiments, pleasant gradients, and the occasional over-engineered bash script.
Real metrics were here, but they went outside for fresh air. Placeholder vibes instead:
Merges quiet breathing with noisy transformers. It listens (politely), suggests calm, and never judges your posture... probably.
Open โTelemetry + insights + graphs that wiggle just enough. Powered by enthusiasm and maybe too many containers.
Launch โBacking services humming in the dark: storage goblins, reverse proxies, logs that philosophize at 2 AM.
Scroll Up โEdge ideas forming: biofeedback loops, semantic journaling, maybe a sentient cron job. Mostly harmless.*
*Statistically.